Here are some selections from the conversations that T-Fus and I had in the fall of 2001. Keep in mind that T-Fus and I were roommates during this period... therefore we were in the same room when these all took place. Enjoy!
Note: T-Fus occasionally (oh who am I kidding - constantly) uses some language that shouldn't be viewed by people under 18. Or over 18, for that matter. So if you fall into either of those categories, you should probably leave now.
But keep this in mind: if these are the best conversations, what do you think the worst ones looked like?
** 2001/10/20 12:32:55 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: i hate you
RUSTY6995: just kidding
RUSTY6995: i like you
FooFightr3: Gracias
RUSTY6995: but not that much
RUSTY6995: just a little
RUSTY6995: fart
RUSTY6995: chicken
RUSTY6995: cheese
FooFightr3: You forgot bologna
RUSTY6995: yes
RUSTY6995: that too
** 2001/10/21 17:43:41 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: pooh on you
FooFightr3: Where?
RUSTY6995: check yo bum
FooFightr3: I can't see my own bum
FooFightr3: Not looking
** 2001/10/21 23:54:48 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: i want you as my pet
FooFightr3: Sounds good to me
** 2001/10/22 14:34:42 IM with -RUSTY6995-
FooFightr3: Hey what up B man
RUSTY6995: hey how you doing today
FooFightr3: Fuck you!
RUSTY6995: fuck you too
FooFightr3: NO FUCK YOU
RUSTY6995: no fuck your ass in a tomato jar filled with ass
** 2001/10/23 14:21:45 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: kkkkkkkkkkkk
FooFightr3: You're in the kkkkkkkkkkkk?
RUSTY6995: you stupid mexican
FooFightr3: Hey I'm only half mexican
RUSTY6995: burito
FooFightr3: Toro
RUSTY6995: Taco
FooFightr3: Buenos dias
FooFightr3: Muchacho
RUSTY6995: me gatto y perro es muy bien :-)
FooFightr3: Si
RUSTY6995: your eyes are inflago
FooFightr3: Uhhh
FooFightr3: No
RUSTY6995: me llama es MOAUD
FooFightr3: Me llama es Ricky Martin
RUSTY6995: he is gay
FooFightr3: Ay chihuahua
RUSTY6995: and el homo
FooFightr3: HAha... si si
RUSTY6995: you so crazy moquefus
FooFightr3: What?
RUSTY6995: sut up
RUSTY6995: u stupid
FooFightr3: Who you calling moquefus
RUSTY6995: i hate you now
RUSTY6995: stop
FooFightr3: NO
RUSTY6995: you ruined it
FooFightr3: NOOOOOoooooooooo
RUSTY6995: leave me alone
RUSTY6995: thats it
FooFightr3: You're mean
RUSTY6995: you pissed me off
FooFightr3: Good
RUSTY6995: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
FooFightr3: YOU SUCK
FooFightr3: BITCH
FooFightr3: Take that
RUSTY6995: JESUS
RUSTY6995: H.
RUSTY6995: CHRIST
RUSTY6995: you are a bitch
FooFightr3: You mean Jesús
** 2001/10/25 01:54:00 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: Brian...i am going to leave you alone for a while cause you look very brilliant reading that smart book
FooFightr3: Thanks!
RUSTY6995: no problem
RUSTY6995: you are just crazy
FooFightr3: No I meant thanks for putting this song on
RUSTY6995: moquefus!
FooFightr3: That's my name, don't wear it out
RUSTY6995: oh....hey are you gonna tell laquita that we need more condoms because moquefus came over last night and took them all again
FooFightr3: Wait I'm moquefus
RUSTY6995: hahahaha then i am roufus tyrone
FooFightr3: Tom can be Shaft... John Shaft
RUSTY6995: then i am bo phyllis jangles
FooFightr3: Bo knows football
FooFightr3: Bo knows baseball
RUSTY6995: bo knows dis and bo knows dat but what do you know bo cant rap
RUSTY6995: the ditto is first up to bat
FooFightr3: HAhahahahaha
RUSTY6995: batter is included with no strings attached
FooFightr3: Huh?
FooFightr3: What are you talking about
FooFightr3: Psycho
RUSTY6995: you are one crazy shut yo mouth
FooFightr3: you are one crazy shut yo mouth
RUSTY6995: shit head
FooFightr3: shit head
RUSTY6995: stupid
FooFightr3: stupid
RUSTY6995: retard
FooFightr3: retard
FooFightr3: i hate you
RUSTY6995: dont you have art homework
RUSTY6995: you little shit
FooFightr3: FUCK YYOU
RUSTY6995: listen here
FooFightr3: No
RUSTY6995: i am going to take you penis and shove it through something very tight where you wont be able to pee
FooFightr3: Ouch
RUSTY6995: for a while
RUSTY6995: and you will have to pee out of your mouth
FooFightr3: and you will have to pee out of your mouth
FooFightr3: HAHAHAHAHAHSDFLJAHDSLFKAJEWOITUAHDSLFKANdsf
** 2001/11/05 19:32:14 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: you suck
RUSTY6995: cliterious
FooFightr3: :-(
RUSTY6995: so shut the fuck up
RUSTY6995: you stupid little retard
FooFightr3: No thanks
RUSTY6995: i hate you
FooFightr3: :-( :-(
RUSTY6995: so much
RUSTY6995: you remind me of a drunk midget
FooFightr3: :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
RUSTY6995: i think you should die now
FooFightr3: Okay I think I will
RUSTY6995: cause no one likes you in this room
FooFightr3: I can't take all of this harassment
RUSTY6995: caught themouse
RUSTY6995: he says that he doesnt like you
FooFightr3: You caught the mouse!?!?
FooFightr3: Where is he now?
RUSTY6995: FUCK YOU...its my pet
FooFightr3: Can I see him?
RUSTY6995: BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
RUSTY6995: brian
RUSTY6995: oh brian
RUSTY6995: oh brian
RUSTY6995: BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
RUSTY6995: did i just ruin that song now?
FooFightr3: Please try and be like this guy ------> :-X
RUSTY6995: IT smells like pizza
RUSTY6995: doooooooo dooo doo dooo doo
RUSTY6995: dooo
RUSTY6995: dooo
RUSTY6995: in my ass
RUSTY6995: ass
FooFightr3: Ass?
RUSTY6995: cause i did this to yo mama
FooFightr3: AHHHHHhhhhhhhh
RUSTY6995: yo mama
RUSTY6995: yp mama
FooFightr3: NOoooooooooooooooooo
RUSTY6995: i did this to yp mama
FooFightr3: No please
RUSTY6995: yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Auto response from FooFightr3: Are ya ready, kids?
Aye aye, captain!
I can't heeeaar you!
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
OOOOoooooohhhhhhhh....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Ready?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPOOONGEEE BOOOOOB,
SQUAAAARE PAAAAANTS!!
RUSTY6995: i see you
RUSTY6995: you have your IM sound off
RUSTY6995: you will still suffer my wrath tonight
RUSTY6995: yes thats me
RUSTY6995: TONY
RUSTY6995: HAH
RUSTY6995: you stupid little whore monkey
RUSTY6995: i think i will destroyt you
RUSTY6995: pooh
RUSTY6995: look
RUSTY6995: at
RUSTY6995: the
RUSTY6995: messages
RUSTY6995: you must have alot
RUSTY6995: now
RUSTY6995: dont you
RUSTY6995: yes
RUSTY6995: its stil going
RUSTY6995: you have 20
RUSTY6995: 21 AH AH AH
RUSTY6995: 22 ut ut ut
RUSTY6995: 23 says the count
RUSTY6995: look you have 24
RUSTY6995: now 25
RUSTY6995: and 26
RUSTY6995: 27
RUSTY6995: 28
RUSTY6995: 29
RUSTY6995: 30
RUSTY6995: yes!
RUSTY6995: we hit 30
RUSTY6995: but now its 33
RUSTY6995: thats not wonderboy is it?
RUSTY6995: no its not
RUSTY6995: damn you...damn you all to hell
RUSTY6995: i hate you!......WONDERBOY! wont you take me far away from the mucky muck
RUSTY6995: wow you have many more messages now
RUSTY6995: its just keeps going and going and going
RUSTY6995: CREED SUCKS
RUSTY6995: so do you
RUSTY6995: pooh on you
RUSTY6995: 43 44 45
RUSTY6995: .
RUSTY6995: .
RUSTY6995: .
RUSTY6995: i counted to fast
RUSTY6995: :-)
RUSTY6995: now you have more messages
RUSTY6995: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RUSTY6995: you are gaining messages the same way you put the pounds on
RUSTY6995: you crazy
RUSTY6995: suck a cheetas dick
RUSTY6995: suck a monkeys spermy dick
RUSTY6995: eat out a lamas cunt with heinz tomato ketchup
RUSTY6995: nex time i catch you looking you fucker you will suffer the wrath of TONY
RUSTY6995: you stupid little cunt whore
RUSTY6995: gosh this is exhuasting work
RUSTY6995: i wonder how well we are doing with the message
RUSTY6995: s*
RUSTY6995: we just get really caught up with conversation
RUSTY6995: its unbelievable
RUSTY6995: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what you want to talk about now
RUSTY6995: lets talk about your mom
RUSTY6995: and dad
RUSTY6995: and sex
RUSTY6995: hmmmm...karma sutra
RUSTY6995: positions with your mom and dad
RUSTY6995: sex
RUSTY6995: hmmmmmmmmm
RUSTY6995: makes me want to say Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FooFightr3: Only 71 messages... I'm disappointed in you Tony
** 2001/11/06 23:12:24 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: NO SOUP FOR YOU!
FooFightr3: WHO DIS WHAT?
RUSTY6995: Dis dat you!
FooFightr3: No dis dat you! Dat you be!
RUSTY6995: why dat be you? who dat is be? what?
FooFightr3: Why you be dat? You know who dis dat be is who what now
RUSTY6995: WHAT!?!?! dat is who be what is when i say.... what be who dis?
FooFightr3: Who be dat who is dat who be what is when you say?! Dis be who is what you be
RUSTY6995: shit, what dis be when who dat is gonna..shammmmmmm dis who...whop...then dat be who dis.... what be dat when dis gonna go byezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
FooFightr3: damn it feels good to be a gangsta
RUSTY6995: rock on
** 2001/11/06 23:45:21 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: HAH
FooFightr3: FUCK YOU
FooFightr3: WHO DIS BE AT NOW
RUSTY6995: yo i dont dink you want do start dis who be dat, what? right now
FooFightr3: yo dis be started by da one who be way phatter than you, an dat be me
RUSTY6995: yo, u betta recongnize bitch...dis who you be talkin to bout dat dis, what? yo
FooFightr3: Pardon me, please cease the explatives from your conversation. That would be most appreciated.
RUSTY6995: much obliged
RUSTY6995: no problem sir
RUSTY6995: a thousand apologies to you
** 2001/11/11 22:07:05 IM with -RUSTY6995-
FooFightr3: NOoooooooooooooooo
Auto response from RUSTY6995: I hate you brian...
** 2001/11/26 15:09:05 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: to be or not to be...that is the question
FooFightr3: Ohhh that's the question?
FooFightr3: I thought the question was, "Is Tony gay?"
FooFightr3: And the answer is yes
** 2001/11/27 01:16:53 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: FUCK YOU
FooFightr3: :-(
RUSTY6995: :-) just kidding
FooFightr3: I STILL HATE YOU
RUSTY6995: :-(
FooFightr3: :-) just kidding
FooFightr3: OH WAIT NO I WASN'T
FooFightr3: FUCKER
RUSTY6995: :-\ :-( :'(
** 2001/11/27 01:31:48 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: who dis be
Auto response from FooFightr3: I'm not awake so leave a message because I'm not awake
RUSTY6995: what you be doin
RUSTY6995: why you stupid be what who
RUSTY6995: what dat be who dis was
RUSTY6995: where ma crackers at...what dis who
RUSTY6995: who dis what
RUSTY6995: what dis who
RUSTY6995: where you be what who dis
RUSTY6995: why you where what who you be dissin who what when
RUSTY6995: what
RUSTY6995: why you who
RUSTY6995: what dis be what when why how dis you what
RUSTY6995: why you who be what dis where
RUSTY6995: what dis who
RUSTY6995: what
RUSTY6995: what
RUSTY6995: what
RUSTY6995: who
RUSTY6995: who
RUSTY6995: who
RUSTY6995: dis
RUSTY6995: what
RUSTY6995: dis be who when what where
RUSTY6995: what dis who
RUSTY6995: who dis what
RUSTY6995: what dis what dis what dis what who
RUSTY6995: where
RUSTY6995: what dis who where what when how
RUSTY6995: who
RUSTY6995: who
** 2001/11/29 20:45:38 IM with -RUSTY6995-
FooFightr3: Thanks jerk
RUSTY6995: you a little fuckin cunt
FooFightr3: No wya
FooFightr3: way
RUSTY6995: eat me
FooFightr3: Once Adam leaves
** 2001/12/05 23:02:56 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: you the douche
FooFightr3: NO WAY
FooFightr3: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
RUSTY6995: yes i did
** 2001/12/13 19:06:09 IM with -RUSTY6995-
RUSTY6995: fuck you
Auto response from FooFightr3: Cramming a whole semester's worth of art history into my brain in a single night... can it be done? I'll let you know if my brain doesn't explode first
RUSTY6995: i want to fuck you like an animal
And finally... some of my favorite quotes from my favorite roommate:
"Don't be crazy, have a baby! Does that rhyme?"
- Tony Fusco
"Those who procrastinate, don't get to masturbate"
- Tony Fusco
"What did one Muslim in Afghanistan say to the other?
We're fucked!"
- Tony Fusco
Tony: "I act all calm and collective"
Me: "Collective isn't the right word"
Tony: "I know, I collectivized it!"
"I was faster and speeder"
- Tony Fusco
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